Happy New Year, my friends! Hope 2012 was better for you than it was for me. If not, or even if it was, join me in making 2013 our bitch. I say bring it on!
So what's new? What are you looking forward to this year? I am really looking forward to going back to Harley Rendevous in June.
Last year was my first time, I had a blast. First timers at the Vous are labeled Vous'gins. I had to wear penises on my head for a while, but this is only part of the secret ritual performed upon newbies that I can mention. I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Went with a great group of people, including these knuckleheads on the left. Mr. Green may have been using a prosthetic on this day. I don't know, just sayin...
This year is the 'Vous 35th Anniversary. It begins on June 21st and runs through the 23rd. Best tip I can give is to rent your own porta potty. No idea how to do it or what's involved but I know the fellas I went with handled things nicely and I only had to pay three bucks for a Women's Only clean johhny. I'da gladly paid more, but shhhhhh..don't tell em. Another thing I wish I had brought were some walkie-talkies. Cell reception stinks. The place is huge and after a few cocktails, wandering off alone some people may just find themselves in a huge field alone at midnight, walking in circles through campsites of horny men.
Small museum onsite at the 'Vous |
The same month and only two weeks before, Laconia Bike Week will be celebrating its 90th Anniversary. Two big anniversaries in one month...going to put an order in for an extra liver right now.
More than anything I am looking forward to this..
You know what that is? Besides a bad picture? That's my Motorcycle Permit that I just received on my birthday. Passed on first try, guy next to me flunked...neener neener. Anyway, I plan on taking the course and getting my license this summer..also have lots of events that I plan to attend. I will be sure to keep you in the loop...I promise!